Shaving Cream Warmer

We did the best we could with Windows Movie Maker. Enjoy! We worked very hard. Thanks to Ashley McCardia for make up, clothing, and filming. Lyrics: Hello? Hey dude I got a problem. People have problems? Yes, dick. I have crabs. King or Snow? Mutant. What the hell are you talking about? Yeah you remember cinnamon from the club right? Yeah… Yeah she gave me crabs. Super Mutant Crabs. Have you ever had an itch that you couldn’t scratch? I’m not talkin ’bout hives or a skin rash. They’re Super Mutant Crabs crawling all up on my balls. They tend to hang out in your gas station bathroom stalls. You better call the boys from the deadliest catch. I’ve got a problem I acquired from a stripper’s snatch. They’ll never go away, they won’t leave when you shave They’re eating me alive my nuts are the only thing they crave They’ve got ten claws to give them extra pinching power Shit gets really kinky when you go to take a shower You know they love the water, it makes them really hungry They migrate from your balls so they can mow down on your chubby Rubber ducky you make bath time lots of fun But even Bert and Ernie got scared and had to run. They multiply faster than your eyes can see. It’s the only type of crabs you can get for free. But you’ll need some cream, ’cause they will make you scream No it’s not a dream, they’re mutant crabs with laser beams Alright, they don’t really have laser beams but they really suck. I have crabs (what) I have crabs (really) Yes, I have crabs (gross …

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